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Devious Journal Entry

Tue Nov 3, 2009, 3:18 PM
1)Type your answers into urbandictionary.com
2) Post the first definition to the answer
3) Tag 3 people

1)Name?


-Sex on legs
-Tiger in the bedroom
-Waiscoast is TEH SEX
-Adorable
-Possibly the rudest person you will EVER meet
-Cute. END OF.
Michelle: "Did you meet up with Laura last night?"
Hannah: "Yeh, she was a tiger in the bedroom!"
(Laura walks past...)
Michelle: "Aye up, sex on legs.."

I doubt the accuracy of this meme


2) Age?
the number before 21 and after 19. generally used when counting.
"i can count to twenty!"
"twenty is my favorite number."


3) One of your friends

1.a girl who is hotter than the flames of hell

2. the marvelous and mysterious temptress from the land of eternal joy

3. a girl who is smarter than albert einstein but as gorgeous as helen of troy (you know the one whose beauty started the epic war)

4. this girl is in NO way affiliated with Lindsay Lohan. Lohan simply stole this girl's name.
See that smoking hot amazing girl over there? Yep, she's a Lindsay


4) What should you be doing?

Where actors act on stage.
Theatre is where you go to see a play or live acting. Theater is where you go to see a movie on a big screen. Notice the way there spelled.


5) Favourite Colour?

Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!


6) Birthplace?

Better than your state. Sure, the roads suck, but not as bad as parts of Kentucky. Sure, the people can be dumb, but not as dumb as in Alabama. Sure, the weather sucks, but not as badly as it does in Alaska. Yeah, okay, it's a little rural, and you have to buy your liquor in state stores, and there's no beaches, but at least we're not West Virginia. Or Iowa.

Plus, the Amish are cool, we make ketchup and chocolate, the Steelers used to be a decent team, and hey! we've got a town called Intercourse.
Pennsylvania has Intercourse. Your state doesn't.

This makes me smile


7) Birth Month?

the month were the sexiest bitches are born
april is the month were the most beautiful,sexy girls r born lol

The other definition was about pot.


8) Last person you talked to?!

The most beautiful queens to ever walk the face of this earth...women named erica are fierce by nature and generally quite sassy.
Example A:
"ooh look at that fierce ass bitch! who's that??"

"im pretty sure thats erica"

Example B:
"oohwee! i know her name...her name must be candy...cuz she looks so sweet!!!"

"nah...im pretty sure her names erica"

One of the only positive definitions. Apparently people on urban Dictionary think Ericas are bitches.


9) One of your nicknames

Small, they would only seem as small children to your eyes. Average height being three foot six or so. Also, they have hairy feet, and a keen intrest in the brewing of Ale and pipeweed, the most famoust being Old Toby (the finest weed in the south farthing). Hobbits can also been known as halflings (because they are half the height of the average human) and Shirefolk (Since thats where alot of them live)
Zel: When i grow up, i wanna be a hobbit! And i will live in the shire in bagshot row under the party tree
Sam: Well, youre definately small enough...
zel: Hey!

Very good definition! :)

10) your theme song?
I could not for the life of me find anything pertaining to a song I liked, so here's a flashmob [link]

  • Mood: Tired
  • Reading: The Sweet Potato Queens Big-ass cook Book

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: On The Bus
  • Interests: pirates, carpet, theater, making stuff to hang in my room
  • Favourite movie: Charlie Chaplin Flix, Almost anything with Monsters, Comedy, Chase scenes, Drag and Groovey Music.
  • Favourite band or musician: The Beatles, The Bonzo Doodah Dog Band, They Might Be Giants
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock, Opera, showtunes.
  • Favourite artist: Peter Max, Andy Worhol, Monet
  • Favourite poet or writer: Poet: T.S. Elliot, Writer: Ray Bradbury
  • Favourite photographer: Currently none
  • Favourite style of art: Anything bold and colorful
  • Operating System: Vista. I am REALLY regreting not buying a Macbook.
  • MP3 player of choice: My iPod, KiKo
  • Shell of choice: Shells! Yay!! *hangs them in her room*
  • Wallpaper of choice: *writes on the walls*
  • Skin of choice: Healthy Looking skin...
  • Favourite game: The Thing Game
  • Favourite gaming platform: A card table ^^
  • Favourite cartoon character: Rags from Crusader Rabbit
  • Personal Quote: ITS LIKE MINTY FREASHNESS CRAWLED UP MY NOSE AND DIED THERE.
  • Tools of the Trade: Mecanical pencil, black pen, Water Colors, Oil Paints and Painting Knives

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:icontransformergirl:
I tag you! :la:

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:icontransformergirl:
For you!

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:iconshorelle:
Thank you for the fave! :huggle:

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:icontaureleafsilver:
Thanks for making awesome art!

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Must you spoil my fun by being logical?
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Your all nuts, I salute you!:salute:
:icontransformergirl:
I just finished 'Little White Lies' and it is AWESOME! =D

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:icontaureleafsilver:
Isn't it though!? I hope they come out with more, I want to know what happens now that Kevin's awake!

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Your all nuts, I salute you!:salute:
:icontransformergirl:
Me too! :noes:

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:icontransformergirl:
Hey Laura! Any of the names appeal to ya?

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:icontaureleafsilver:
Yup! I liked :iconToaNuvu: 's suggestion of "Ink" tons!

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Must you spoil my fun by being logical?
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Your all nuts, I salute you!:salute:
:icontransformergirl:
Is that official? ;p

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